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    The TSA will grab your nuts

    http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/n...g-patdowns.ars

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    Yesterday, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) rolled out new nationwide rules for traveler pat-downs. Want to keep your genitalia private by avoiding the new backscatter security scanners? You can request a pat-down instead, but the TSA is intent on making sure you won't enjoy it. The new rules require agents to pay renewed attention to your crotch, and their hands won't stop until they meet testicular resistance. (No word on quite how far they'll go should you lack said testicles.)
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    Re: The TSA will grab your nuts

    People ask why I walk this way
    protection first is all I say
    I got it they want it
    believe it, they'll steal it
    Some of them punks just want to feel it
    When they see me grip with both hands
    it's a black thing they don't understand

    It's true they want to take it all
    so before they rip you ball for ball
    Cup your hand and cover up
    NWH say grab your stuff

    Grab it, you gotta grab it
    Grab it
    Grab it, you gotta grab it
    Grab it
    You gotta grab your stuff

    Four hundred years and it ain't enuff
    Suckers still tryin' to take our stuff
    Stealin it, swipin it, rippin it, bitin it
    they can't grow it so punks try to heist it

    NWH ain't down with that
    gotta look out for the black
    When they start going for the family jewels
    protect that gear by whatever tools
    Cup your hand and cover up
    Nwh say, grab your stuff

    Grab it, you gotta grab it
    Grab it
    Grab it, you gotta grab it
    Grab it
    You gotta grab your stuff


    Ladies this involves you too
    stand by the man that stands by you
    Help him, love him, need him, believe him
    Plenty of others will try to defeat him

    If your man is wit you
    let no other make issue
    When they try to take him down
    you can keep him off the ground
    Lend a hand and lift him up
    NWH say, grab your stuff

    Grab it, you gotta grab it
    Grab it
    Grab it, you gotta grab it
    Grab it
    You gotta grab your stuff

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    Re: The TSA will grab your nuts

    I have the right to only allow to be patted down by a person of my choosing. And they better have that hot 20yr old redhead girl standing by then.
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    Re: The TSA will grab your nuts

    I'll be sure to have an erection during each pat-down.

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    Re: The TSA will grab your nuts

    I'll be sure to have an erection during each pat-down.
    And smile at the Big burly muscular bearded guy and say Oh yeah baby -- a little more yeah, yeah that's good, Don't stop.
    I've got beer to drink and You guys are wasting my time.

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    Re: The TSA will grab your nuts

    This makes me unhappy, as I am flying in a week. (I think regulations say that the pat-downer has to be of the same gender as the pat-downee?)
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    Re: The TSA will grab your nuts

    This makes me unhappy, as I am flying in a week. (I think regulations say that the pat-downer has to be of the same gender as the pat-downee?)
    Possibly - though at least in Minnesota female jailers can do pat-downs on males; Male jailers cannot do pat-downs on Females.
    I've got beer to drink and You guys are wasting my time.

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    Re: The TSA will grab your nuts

    I ,too, will adopt that new name for my testicles:

    the Resistance.

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