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So I meet Grindel's "That Guy" in real life; he comments on fucking everything. He may not have the slightest clue wtf he is saying, yet he will attempt to sound intelligent about the subject at any cost. Not talking is foreign to him; speaking is as essential as breathing. I just wish he would stop both.
You have found one of the sacred tooters of the butt horn.
I Have found the best solution to this situation is to flip out and chop off their head with you Samurai sword.
Or punch them in the neck. Just like Jet Li would.
No, Jet Li would throw a nearby object into the air and scissors kick it at the annoying person.Quote:
Originally Posted by Apallohadas
hahahahQuote:
Originally Posted by PPatty
And THEN he would punch them in the neck.
Be sure to smoke lots of pot first!Quote:
Originally Posted by Melcar
What ever happened to good old guns. I tell ya decapitation is so much bloodier and messier than a few rounds to the chest or head :(
Just to nitpick, there were 2 samurai swords, the Katana and Wakaizashi, together called Daisho, as in "My Daimyo brought his daisho to stab that ho', yo"(From the "Ghetto Samurai" trilogy)Quote:
I Have found the best solution to this situation is to flip out and chop off their head with you Samurai sword.
You're kidding me right? I ummm, never ummm knew that.. or something.Quote:
Just to nitpick, there were 2 samurai swords, the Katana and Wakaizashi, together called Daisho
Shut the fuck up. What the hell do historical Japanese armaments have to do with flipping out and cutting off someones head? What?? oh, yeah - NOTHING.
I thought historical Japanese armaments had EVERYTHING to do with properly chopping osmeone's head off.
When I was a kid, we were so poor we used table legs to chop heads off, after walking 5 miles uphill in the snow.
TWICE A DAY!
Istari IS that guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Istari
I like how in Fable if you hit with an arrow just right the heads pop off. Then you can kick them and blood goes everywhere.
No, they have everything to do with flipping out and cutting off people's heads. The samurai could do the to the peasants. (admittedly, this was mainly before 1600) And then there's the fact that Japanese swords are _really_ good at cutting people's heads off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Melcar
You got it all wrong, it was the Ninja, not the Samurai. Geeze.
Have you ever SEEN someone shot with a high caliber? It really is rather gross.Quote:
What ever happened to good old guns. I tell ya decapitation is so much bloodier and messier than a few rounds to the chest or head
Why in my day we just threw the bullets REALLY HARD!
curved blades in general are good at chopping things off. that's what they do!
But a Ninja-to is straight! In my day, we threw ninja when the bag of bullets ran dry.
Is it just me, or does this string give you an extreme urge to start talking in dubbed over, kung-fu guy, lip movememts don't match the words, samarai, ninja, Honda kawasaki terriyaki style?
up up down down left right left right start.... FUCK!
How do I do the goddamn fatality on these forums???
Thread fatalities? By getting you and Fnag or you and Berk into a debate :grinyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Apallohadas
That would certainly kill me.Quote:
hread fatalities? By getting you and Fnag or you and Berk into a debate
Newpa Hasai:
Incidently, your comment reminds me this thread about the movie "The last Samurai", everyone and his brother was crying about an "awesome movie", whose only interest was to fake a so-called ideal Japanese medieval society corrupted by modernity.Quote:
No, they have everything to do with flipping out and cutting off people's heads. The samurai could do the to the peasants. (admittedly, this was mainly before 1600) And then there's the fact that Japanese swords are _really_ good at cutting people's heads off.
Grindel:
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Thread fatalities? By getting you and Fnag or you and Berk into a debate
Apallo and i are friends now, we agree on everything.
Dear god I'm in his sig, someone kill me now!
(Footnote: Kill meaning smother me with Salma Haiyak's breastessesss.)
Lol
Its not like you didnt launch the attack, when you stole my forum tittle idea.
It is under copyright law :p
You *donated* the idea :D
sheesh, we're slacking off. All this ninja talk and no one mentioned that ninjas are cool, and by cool, I mean totally sweet!
No decapitations? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Apallohadas
The katana was the primary weapon for the samurai, while the wakizashi (the shorter one) was primarily ceremonial. The wakizashi was used for seppuku or harikiri.