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Could have been worse, the dude could have jumped up and started prancing around while singing:
"Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into spring
These are a few of my favorite things..."
I'm going to try to do that today, if nothing else I'm sure I can work it in by the weekend.Quote:
Originally Posted by PPatty
Maybe he was too busy staring at your guns to formulate an answer????
But I had them hidden so well! It's not like they're very big or hard to hide.
No, I stand around and think about things to rant about that will irritate you, personally. Then I stay up at night and think of things to rant about that will not only irritate you personally, but that will make other people laugh. It's not easy to get other people to laugh at something that will irritate you, thus it consumes my life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Destruktis
Or not.
i find him rather amusing myself...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mihoko Ishii
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Originally Posted by Destruktis
Dude, do women ever have to concentrate hard to find something to bitch about?
Not if there's a man around. :evil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Myngil
Its genetic, my daughter bitches at me in her cute little way.
The OT forum fear to post is making rants a very funny place :)
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Originally Posted by Amris
Gah, it is soooo obivous you've never had a girlfriend. Women are MUUUCCCH worse around other women. The emotions, the empathy, sympathy! aah!
Women, Whiskey, Beer, Books, Computers, Old cars.Quote:
What do you like?
How about you?
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Originally Posted by Myngil
Well, it was really just a "this is tooooo 'there' " kind of joke. I wouldn't want to date a woman after having a female roommate. I can't imagine it, oh my god. My own gender confuses me utterly. It's A COCKROACH, GET A GRIP! Or better yet, a damned shoe.
The cat coughed up a hairball... "OH MY GOD, AMRIS, HELP! What is that thing??"
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By the way, we've been through this "OH MY GOD, AMRIS, HELP!" thing so often that I just turned around and shouted, "Should I bring a shoe?"
Welcome to Georgia. By the way, any I don't kill with a shoe will be dead in an hour, in case you didn't know that. And one more thing- no, it's not that I didn't wash my WATER glass this morning that made the damned roach come in.
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When I was in MTL a few weekends ago, we stopped by a friends place (he lives on the floor below my BF) to see if he wanted to join us. He said no, and everyone (about 5 people) broke out into the "So long, fairwell, " song from a sound of music complete with crawling up the stairs sleeping actionQuote:
Originally Posted by PPatty
Only if every night could begin with a random musical number
You will have to forgive Turnip Amris, from the sounds of it his IQ wasn't high enough for him to differentiate the phrases "You're boring" and "You are boring me". The former being a fault of yours and the latter being a fault all his own.
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Originally Posted by Amris
Oh god, and this one time.. I knew a girl who actually ranted about someone not making conversation! can you believe it? ;)
Yes, especially if she was trying to make conversation with a turnip that couldn't decide if he wanted a conversation or not, and wouldn't keep his goddamn stupid mouth shut!
Hehehehe
But you know, it just more or less accents the differences. I complain about someone attempting to converse when I would prefer silence, and then making even the attempt to converse awkward and uncomfortable, while you don't understand my complaint. This is the gulf between me and most women I know in a nutshell.
I understand, this thread just had too much <3 in it ;)