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Figured in case anyone every wanders through here I should put a link to the blog that I actually use here: www.carryingthewhale.com

If I had any idea that my attending classes surrounded by 19-year-old co-eds would turn my wife into a borderline nymphomaniac, I would have figured out a way to have done this years ago.

And it's not that I'm even remotely interested in these girls - to be perfectly honest they may as well be a separate species to me as far as I'm concerned. But wow, not that I'm complaining but it's amazing what a woman will change to keep her man from doing the whole midlife trade younger thing. ...

So... why is it that lately every drive-through you come to has a ton of landscaping done between the speaker and the window where you pay your money. Yah the flowers are pretty and all but...

dude, BEES.

You put a bunch of flowers somewhere and guess what's going to show up? You do realize that some people (not me, thankfully) are frigging allergic to bee stings and will die for wont of a bacon cheeseburger?

I'm sure it was some landscaper who submitted ...

Not because they've done something horrendous - I don't even bank there.

But I went in there today for a very simple request - I need two rolls of pennies for my vacation bible school class tonight. There is no front desk, just some personal banker schmuck fresh out of college. I tell him what I need and he tells me to go to the equivalent of a drive-through shoot complete with a tube, but inside the doggone lobby.

I imagine the actual tellers live in caves under ...

So, I have to retake my 100 level programming course in order to continue school. I filed the paperwork to ask to do it, If they don't let me, that's just it for me. I can't continue anymore.

I feel like my heart is being ripped out. If I'm not good enough to do the basics of what I want to do then I just don't have anything left in life. I won't be able to continue school, financially or academically.

I'm not sure what I'm going to do with my life then. I don't have ...